Comedian Jeff Foxworthy became a household name with his “You might be a redneck if…” routine. Two clergymen are hoping to ride his coattails with their new book, You Might Be a Preacher If …: A Laugh-a-Page Look at the Life of a Preacher (Albury Publishing).
According to the Rev. Stan Toler and the Rev. Mark Hollingsworth, you might be a preacher if:
- You’ve ever wanted to wish people a `Merry Christmas’ at Easter ’cause that’s the next time you’ll see them.
- Your sermons have a happy ending — everybody’s happy when they end.
- You’ve ever fantasized about rebaptizing a deacon.
- You’re leading the church into the 21st century, but don’t know what you’re preaching on Sunday.